Wednesday, October 27, 2010

I know what you are gonna say.....

Torture Porn RULES!





I've always hated that term. Equating these films with pornography is just....inaccurate. The thrills are different, and there are far fewer taint shots. But, it's a fun, catchy phrase that enables total pussies to sit in judgment as the rest of us un-clench our asses and enjoy the effing movie.

Which is exactly what we're gonna do this Saturday. Lots of parties to consider, so let's hit the early screening again. That seemed to work pretty well last time, if you don't count the inebriated hassling of the guy in back that had no idea where he was or why we were laughing at the horrible dialog. Then you'll have the whole afternoon to perfect your "I'm Christine O'Donnell and I'm not a witch" outfit.

Apologies to those of you who get sick at 3D. Soon the world will be over it.

Saturday, July 30
1:35 screening time, but we're gonna have lunch at that noodle place downstairs, so you can meet us at 12:15 or so at Noodles and Co. or whatever the hell that place is called.


See you there!


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