Thursday, September 2, 2010

This week's event has nothing at all to do with the ongoing genocide in Darfur.

But it still has lots of Machetes!


Horror Club Salutes you, Mr. Machete Wielding Danny Trejo


When Robert Rodriguez picked up the phone and said "Hey Danny, wanna get in a machete fight with Steven Segal?" you said. "Hell yeah, muñeco!"

*singing* CUT HIS PUFFY ASS!

We all cheered when we saw you riding a fully automatic .50 caliber pan head Harley with a suicide shifter and a compass on the gas tank, and you said "But wait, there's mas! Check out my Machete Coat!"

*singing* FUUUUCK!!

So here's to you Danny, for giving us a huge boner for this movie.

When: Sunday, September 5.
Where: Cinemark - The Palace. Here's a map.
Meeting time: 3:30 pm.
Screening time: 4:30 pm - Get your tickets online.

Here's the Facebook event page where you can RSVP.

After, I think O'Dowd's Irish Pub for drinks and shenanigans.

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