This week's event has nothing at all to do with the ongoing genocide in Darfur.

But it still has lots of Machetes!







*singing* REEEAL AMERICAN HEEEEROOOO!

Horror Club Salutes you, Mr. Machete Wielding Danny Trejo

*singing* MR. MACHETE WIELDING DANNY TREEEEJO!

When Robert Rodriguez picked up the phone and said "Hey Danny, wanna get in a machete fight with Steven Segal?" you said. "Hell yeah, muñeco!"

*singing* CUT HIS PUFFY ASS!

We all cheered when we saw you riding a fully automatic .50 caliber pan head Harley with a suicide shifter and a compass on the gas tank, and you said "But wait, there's mas! Check out my Machete Coat!"

*singing* FUUUUCK!!

So here's to you Danny, for giving us a huge boner for this movie.

When: Sunday, September 5.
Where: Cinemark - The Palace. Here's a map.
Meeting time: 3:30 pm.
Screening time: 4:30 pm - Get your tickets online.

Here's the Facebook event page where you can RSVP.

After, I think O'Dowd's Irish Pub for drinks and shenanigans.